I would like to wish a happy Eid to all Hindus in my constituency.

I support Suella as our new home office minister.

£22 billion pa not paid to the eu

My advice to those wanting to avoid strikes by border force during the Christmas period is to use a private jet from a smaller airport.

Proud of my record

Hanseong come and get me. The foremost authority on parklets.

The Conservatives absolutely detest this honest campaign ad, which was recently released by a disgruntled CCHQ job applicant. So please, let's not hamper their upcoming #LocalElection prospects, or embarrass them any further, by accidentally sharing it!

Better start checking rightmove.

My voting record is impeccable

Election year, time to get off my arse.

It’s great that Liz is leading this because she is indeed very popular (maybe not with anyone who rents or has a mortgage or believes in stable government)

I’m not fucking leaving

Back off my holibobs and posing for yet another picture in my lucky big coat. I’m that special I don’t need a hard hat or high vis on site.

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I’m going to have a bet on the date of the general election.