The Aspire program literally changed my entire life. It gave me a second career and the ability to find peace and financial stability while working from home. I will always be grateful but the fact that Disney would take this away from people is devastating.

soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird

A guy in line for a haunted house behind me asked where I got my ghost bag and I said Amazon then turned back around and added DOT COM for literally no reason other than mental illness

Laz Diaz stealing a walk from Soler is something else. 🤡

At some point last night I apparently googled “why are hippos bastards” and while I don’t remember doing so, the question still stands

I’m so tired of living in the dumbest of times.

All the morons who panic bought toilet paper will be giving rolls out as Christmas gifts I guess

Milton has brought it to my attention that people do not know the difference between the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean and this is deeply unsettling information.

I just want to be Oktoberfesting and spooky seasoning and instead we’re being hunted by a gigantic hurricane a-hole named Milton

300mg caffeine no breakfast

As a millennial I am asking other millennials if they know that water does in fact come out of their faucets and that they don’t have to go to microbreweries with their infants to order it in cans for 7 dollars

New library book + Lush bath bomb = world peace?

Anyone who voted no on amendment 4 can disrespectfully remove themselves from my life

When you bitches are paying $18 for eggs and being paid pennies working in the fields because there’s no one else to do it, and your kids work factory jobs because there is no school to attend and shit like leprosy comes back, I hope you’ll remember how hard you owned the Libs.

Babe, wake up, the Braves bullpen gave away another game

Spencer Strider suddenly has zero facial hair and somehow that’s more upsetting than the injuries and pitching challenges he’s faced this season.

"NO FOOD FOR YOU UNTIL THE DEMOCRATS LET US TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE" -US House Speaker Mike Johnson

The fact that most of you will die in the same tax bracket you were born in but are ANGRY that the poorest of the poor MIGHT be given a piece of bread and that is somehow stealing from you is insane

Didn’t think Sunday Night Baseball could possibly get worse after the substandard ESPN nonsense but this Peacock coverage is absolutely unlistenable. No play by play, boring ass interview during the game. Knock it off. Just show the game. It shouldn’t be this hard,