“Ew you let your dog sleep in your bed?” Buddy I’d let him shoot a gun if he wanted to

Transgenderism is a mental illness and you can’t change my mind.

P1 | BUCKEYE GOAL! 🚨 Grace McCoshen's first career goal ties the game at 14:37! OSU 1, UMN 1 #GoBucks

Kicking & Screaming went triple platinum in my house

Hard to believe it’s been 31 years since Tony Perkis shook up fat camp and cleaned house on the junk food

mentally i’m here

There’s no more secret admirers anymore just pervert pervert pervert

omw to lose another lipliner and call every guy at the bar a f@ggot

I will shove a Pancheros burrito up my ass pipeline if Iowa wins tonight

THERE WILL BE NO BACK TO BACK IOWA KNOCKS OFF THE GATORS!

The Illini Euros got cig breaks before halftime, Iowa might be fucked

The Cubs broadcast showed fans working remotely from Wrigley Field during the team's day game 💻

I think I’m in on Ella Langley. Pass it on

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

Love it when the Chili’s waiter just posts up like this while he takes my order

My dad watching me hand him the wrong screwdriver

can we just be real for a minute

Canada is cooked