Does everyone hate me or do I just feel that way bc I’m in my early twenties

Going to start implementing more ice breakers into casual encounters

This is how he wanted Keke to dress to that Usher concert

men you have one job this halloween

Monkey covering eyes emoji

the fact that this technology exists but is almost completely inaccessible to the masses should remind you that the one of the largest indicators of one’s health/lifespan will always be class

i see what he’s going for here but it just didn’t come through i’m sure it looked different when he practiced in the mirror

Trailer Park Boys theme song goes hard when ur workin just trust me

Thinking about how A BAND responded “ok fine then k” to my dm last week

It’s so gorgeous and stunning outside i could kiss a meteorologist

The feminine urge to bring 4 books to the beach knowing damn well I’ll read about 3 pages out of each

justin gets a lot of hate but you know what? it’s hard raising twins while living in a hotel. we need to cut him more slack

Which way back to the womb?

Every time i see a picture or video of Sabrina Carpenter I think it’s someone else dressed up as her

If I were to manifest something it would be pringles (pizza flavor)

Trunk or Treat has ruined what we used to know and love as American communities.

My favorite Bloody Mary topping is a golf ball

In 2025 I want to eat more hot dogs