But Darlin… there ain’t no gettin over me

Happens a lot

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 1 Jun 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

I can’t wait for college football

I just became an OU fan

Hey kids, don’t ever mix your 7th COVID Booster with Bud Light. Or else you’ll end your career on national TV. What a disgrace this guy is.

But we know why though right 🫣

Any athlete who would do this would get BENCHED.

WATCH OUT MY OUTFIT’S RIDICULOUS

Interception!!!!!! LFG NINERS!!!!

PATRICK MAHOMES AND THE CHIEFS ARE CALLING

Fuck the chiefs. It’s all rigged.

Kansas City Chiefs More scripted than the WWE.

Rigged, rigged, rigged.

RETWEET!!! WE WANT “RALLY TOWELS” FOR THE HOME PLAYOFF GAME!!! ☘️🏈

Notre Dame sent Jon Gruden a box of blue and gold goodies. “People ask me why I like football. You know why? Because I grew up in South Bend, Indiana.” Jon Gruden’s dad was a running backs coach for the Fighting Irish during the Dan Devine era.

Soon…☘️