You never realize how much you use a keyboard shortcut until it stops working.

🤔 #technicallythetruth

Election night: brought to you by big sugar.

2022 will go down as the year I decided my old soft pants weren't soft enough, so I had to buy four new pairs of even softer pants. #nohardpants

🙋🏻‍♀️ First person ever to be disappointed that what I thought was going to be an oatmeal raisin cookie was actually an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie.

After I got a pedicure today, the tech looked at me and said "so pretty!" I responded, "Oh, thank you so much!" and then she pointed and said "your purse." 🤦‍♀️

Somebody had a tragic accident with their ⁦Crumbl⁩ 😢

Now that these are discontinued, I guess I should try one for the first time in my life. #chocotaco

I clicked on a thread… like… once, and now Twitter thinks I want to read ALL the threads.

Y'know, it's not every day someone asks you what's the longest word you know and you have just the right word to render everyone in the room speechless.

What a bummer when a Fanatics order shows up with a label on the outside of the package clearly stating its contents. Not cool at Christmastime or really any time. Fanatics Support

Every time I crouch down to check on my baking pie, my dogs take it as an invitation to be petted. If you need me, I’m in front of the oven watching pies and petting pugs.

Finally got a chance to watch Friday’s pre-empted Jeopardy! episode but was only half paying attention and totally thought the response to “Born 1757 in France: ‘Hero of Two Worlds’” was “Who is Superman?” 🤦🏻‍♀️

To the random stranger at TJMaxx who felt the need to comment that I have RBF, that really says more about you than it does about me.

Why does United say you can save $5 when you check your bag >24 hours before your flight, but they won’t let you check in until <24 hours before your flight? 🙄

It was still winter when I left Montana a week ago, and I returned to summer. Apparently I’ve missed spring.

When Solo Stove 🔥 slides into your feed everyday for a month and you finally cave.

So Costco has whole pigs in their freezer, just super casual, like you could be grabbing a package of salmon and all of a sudden there’s a pig staring at you.

Daisy, one of my favorite pug-flowers, received a special surprise from Chewy for #plantappreciationmonth. (Her sister, Magnolia, is only slightly jealous. 🤣)

A Magnolia masterpiece! Thanks, @chewy!