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She tried the Kardashian-Jenner Crumbl cookie collaboration and let’s just say she wasn’t impressed 😭

Men really overestimate young girls interest in them. The average 19 year is old is not interested in a 30yr old man; she wants to have fun with her age mates. You are OLD to her.

Really grew up in the best era to be a kid & the worst era to be an adult. Smh

8x Olympic medalist 🇯🇲Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce DEMOLISHING everyone in a parents race at her son's school 🤣 (🎥 _suediamond/IG)

White men crying on their wedding feels so performative because yall literally live together and have 3 dogs together like why are you pretending you gained something that you didn't already have

RESPECT TO THE LAWWW

the phrase "i don't give a flying fuck" is so funny to me because why is the fuck flying

"why do you text in all lowercase" god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism

Never going to a Jamaican mosque again man, told the imaam to make dua for me and he said money affi lengthen deen affi strengthen

i’m gonna hold your receding hairline when i say this

Ik I have brainrot because I’ll be on FaceTime and when the person is telling a story and it gets boring I’ll feel the brain impulse to press 2x like its a video

i snap outta my feelings when i remember horses don’t stop they keep going

mood :

See how Muslims let y'all do Easter in peace? See how unbothered we are that y'all are searching for rabbit eggs and rabbits don't even lay eggs??

that "clock it" finger pinch thing is so annoying i wish it never went mainstream

No Iron Dome in the living room. Turns out it’s harder when the other guy isn’t a baby in his mother’s arms.

Carrot cake is my litmus test for someone’s morality. If you hate carrot cake I’m less inclined to see you as good human.