Morning workouts are good until you need to nap at 1pm

to fuck na £200 bro. aint no one working 20hrs just for 5hrs sex to take it away.

drinking coffee and people watching in Europe is a top 10 activity

If you CC my boss on an email just to “loop him in,” Oh let’s go. Meet me in the Teams chat parking lot

The funniest thing about this ‘war’ is that the US truly didn’t realise Iran has been waiting for a chance to go head-to-head with them for years 😭

Sorloth vs Gyokeres

Arsenal have scored 6 KO goals en route to the final, this is the lowest amount scored by a Champions league finalist since Arsenal 2005/2006 (4 goals)

there’s no single place in a woman’s body i cannot put my tongue 🚶🏾‍♂️

£145 in total. Absolutely incredible.

Bayern or PSG.... please I'm begging

25,000 steps in Kraków today ☀️🇵🇱 These solo city breaks no plans no rush are so good for the soul 😌 £40 return flights, £75 apartment for 2 nights on edge of the old town, under £200 all in on the trip

how trent felt in that locker room while also being a new signing

Just booked 10 hotels with free cancellations in Budapest for the day of the final. Fuck them cunts

as a millennial manager, please keep your PTO reasoning to yourself. just give me the dates.

When did we get to a point where the standard Jonjo Shelvey performance gets you UCL MOTM awards

Hotel going spare for Arsenal fans in Budapest, I paid £120, looking for £48,000

Y’all be easy

They said he’s not captain material. Lol

Let me introduce you to BMI

Depression choke for here Make Una save me