Today's #SexySunday comes curtosey of our resident blue furball, Kurt Wagner!

Jessica Jones Snarls as she is slammed into the wall. She should have known better than to chase this lead for Dr. Minn-erva. Not every blue girl is a Kree. Still, knife to throat, she hissed. "Someone hired me to. Now put the knife down before I punt your ass to Mars."

♡ 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘦. ⠀↻ 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘦. ⠀⠀↻ & ♡ 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘦. >> 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦.

Kurt offers Deanna Black some popcorn!

"No need to apologize. Teleportation has its perks." Kurt remarks as he hands her the bowl. "I did nothing but apply some drizzled butter. Like they do at the movie theaters!" He was always quite excitable.

Not mine! It was sent to me.

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She flashes her claws, getting ready to pounce. "Bad enough that you'll need to Bathe in polysporin. Now MOVE."

Now that she had pressed the button, Tigra had to be ready for anything. She made her move, trying to pounce right on Lena wirh feline ferocity.

Frozen in place by the spotlight, Tigra can only move her eyes as she sees what on earth was going on. Wearing just a black bikini with her symbol on the centre of her top.

She couldn't believe she was so stupid as to fall for it. An off day... but now she is at her mercy. She attempted to growl but she could only manage a gargle due to her open mouth. Points for effort.

Finally free, Tigra struggles against the adaptive cuffs, even her strength not able to break through. "Oh, fuck no." Tigra snarled. "You are /not/ shoving me in that." She continued to struggle.

Probably. But tabloid holidays are bullshit anyway.

Classic hallmark Woo Woo bullshit.