yep, that’s correct. at ALL times. well now kate’s just stroking her ego, making comments like that! let her guess… she’s a simp for blondes, isn’t she?

now this doesn’t surprise her at all.

aw cuddles! she can do cuddles. those “other things” though… care to share what they are?

if he tells her then, maybe she’ll consider letting him be the big spoon.

okay, okay. he can stay as the little spoon. she likes toying with his hair anyways… amongst other things.

good! that’s exactly how she wants him to show up. better get here quickly, spider.

russian and blonde, sounds spicy. is she sure she should be simping for an assassin though? what if she tries to kill her next?

spoken like a true simp! don’t worry though. if necessary, her hot blonde space woman will keep her safe from the hot russian assassin. no one hurts her pretty girl.

oh, is that so? the fact that she can hold her own makes her even more special. it’s impressive really. she’ll have to show carol some of that strength sometime.

you could never break her back, but she would love to watch you try. x.com/http_daddyy/st…

hey, hey, hey! she’s so not a wet paper towel! it’s really cool that she knows martial arts and wait… did she say “world’s 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 archer?” someone’s gotta tell clint that.

thanks, peter! this is what blending in looks like, right?

╱ BIG NEED

soooo, what she’s really hearing is she should absolutely text clint immediately with a photo of kate’s medals? kidding! she won’t do that even though she really wants to.

╱ my carol is right here, offering herself. just go on and take her, other carol.

before the clock strikes twelve, someone needs to fuck her into the new year.

think he can handle the job? it’s gonna be a long night.

will he also kiss her at midnight?

oh, she knows he won’t disappoint. she has a feeling he’ll have her screaming louder than the fireworks.

he’s got it all figured out. hopefully those lips of his don’t just stop at her neck though. she’d like them to go lower.