May 16. Sullivan Hall. Surrey, BC tinyurl.com/bdmr4pus

Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song. It was a Finnish hymn

Marty Royale has a big score to settle in Surrey, against the much-despised Roadhouse duo; and his partner is the much-loved Becky Beech, who loves teaching bullies a lesson in Big West! ONLINE TICKETS: tinyurl.com/bdmr4pus

People write so many mean things on this app every day like just be talking about strangers in the most vile way and we all just sit here and read it and that really cannot be good for anyone oh my goodness I’m having an existential crisis

If you found a 96p video that was ripped from a 7th generation tape with no audio, you'd recognize Rick Martel from the way the blur moves.

BREAKING NEWS: THIRTY (30) Front Row Reserved tickets have just been released online: $25 each plus fees. As of this post, only Superfan Jordana has a reserved front-row seat, so don’t delay! tinyurl.com/bdmr4pus #DontMissOut

Drainmaker Y'all gotta learn the difference between "long term storytelling" and callbacks

Enormous 10-Man Elimination Match in Surrey! HOH brings 4 titles into this match, as Quadruple Overtime brings a Mystery Partner! Chaos is sure to ensue… tinyurl.com/bdmr4pus

“Nobody likes you or your company…” 26 people booked for Surrey debut. 30 people booked for return to Surrey. More people clamouring to be involved every week. Greater Powell River success than ever before. “But working for Marty will cost me bookings.” Sure 🙄

I’ve never regretted carrying a book and not getting a chance to read it but I almost always regret getting a chance to read and realizing I didn’t carry a book.

If you cannot properly spell, maybe lay off the half-assed attempts at insults.

The rivalry between Microman and Christopher Ryseck goes far beyond international issues: this is a true “David vs. Goliath” showdown that Surrey will be talking about for a long time! Brought to you by Balderdash Brewinf. May 16. Sullivan Hall. tinyurl.com/bdmr4pus

Next WWE 2K game to feature a “negotiate a pay cut” mini game in career mode. If you refuse a pay decrease your game data gets transferred to AEW Fight Forever.

“He turned to Christianity when Scientology refused to put their tag straps on him.” ~ME, being funny.

ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling

RIP Ted Turner, the only wrestling owner in human history who didn't book himself to win the belt

Pub crawling in Kamloops with a co-worker. Troll-free Wednesday, making Kamloops actually enjoyable. 🐷 #fatrick