Who the fuck is Sue Gray? Next time My wife asks me why I got in from the pub covered in sick at 3am I’m gonna let her know that Sue Gray is looking into it.

The first page of Shane Warne's autobiography is world class

Some highlights from around the leagues this weekend! Matisse Richards 145 for Heslington 1’s Dan Broumpton 137 for Brandesburton 1’s Andrew Ellis 135 for Pannal 1’s Martyn Hewitson 6/9 for New Earswick Adrian Leckenby 7/24 for Eastrington Mijan Wahid 5/5 for Duncombe Park

📝 Further to today’s announcement regarding the Supporters’ Trust’s acquisition of shares in the football club, we are excited to issue a more detailed update. #YCFC

Peter Kay announces his first new live stand-up tour in 12 years! Tickets go on sale 10am Saturday 12th November at peterkay.co.uk

📽️ Last time Scunthorpe travelled to York, the Minstermen secured a 4-1 win over their Lincolnshire rivals at Bootham Crescent back in October 2013. 🎬 YorkCityTV on YouTube #YCFC

A lot of debate amongst fans regarding our club badge. Matt Uggla Let’s get your thoughts. Retweet if you would like to see a return to the Bar & Lions design. Like if you prefer to keep the 5 Lions Y design #ycfc Comments welcome.

✍️ York City FC are delighted to announce the signing of 26-year-old striker Dipo Akinyemi from Ayr United for an undisclosed fee. #YCFC 🔴🔵

✍️ York City FC is delighted to announce the appointment of vastly experienced Neal Ardley as the club’s new first team manager. #YCFC 🔴🔵

🔥 JUST STOP OLLIE! ✍️ York City are thrilled to unveil that extraordinary goalscorer Ollie Pearce has agreed to join the Minstermen upon the expiry of his contract. Welcome to the Minstermen, Ollie! #YCFC 🔴🔵

Season tickets purchased for York City FC myself , brother, nephew and Dad. First time my dad has bought one since they won league 83/84. Hopefully a lucky omen lucky 🤞

🩷 Our Cotton Candy third kit made a first league appearance on Saturday evening! 😍 Don't forget that following a delivery on Friday, the shirt is now available in S, M and L. 🛒 Shorts are also available in XL, 2XL and 3XL. 🩳 #YCFC 🔴🔵

🎥 Set piece routine coming up with the goods so late on! 🎙️ BBC Sport North Yorkshire. #YCFC 🔴🔵

Pep Guardiola after winning 1 in 11 with Man City😭

79' | Pearce is teed up nicely in the box to shoot but his effort goes wide of the mark. 3-0 | #YCFC 🔴🔵

THREE GOALS. THREE POINTS! #YCFC 🔴🔵

The National League acknowledges York City FC's open letter regarding the current promotion places between the league and the EFL. Our message is clear, #PutFootballFirst and give National League clubs #3UP 👇

50' | Pearce with a shot from close range, but again Terry makes the stop. 2-0 | #YCFC 🔴🔵

🚨 IT'S A HOME SELLOUT! We once again thank you for your fantastic support, and we look forward to hosting you all for another afternoon of football at the LNER. ➡️ tinyurl.com/2wujmyht #YCFC🔴🔵

Who the Fck done this 🤣🤣🤣