Missing a place that you can’t come back to

oh so we are FUCKED fucked

playing connect the dots with the pee droplets on my bfs boxers

oh? the new superman actor ate 4,500 calories a day for the role? so can I. he’s not special. I can do it in one sitting. watch

Chillllllllllllllllllll

I waited for a natural pause to speak and missed my window. Years went by

Just saw a full body picture of myself someone took

Me trying to move in silence

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

When you finally make it to middle class but inflation gets so high it makes you poor again

when I sit down to eat dinner and the youtube recommend video essay is food themed

>February felt like two days >May is probably gonna be tomorrow >Which means it's almost summer >Which means soon it will be 2027 >Which means soon I'm gonna be 80 and dead

Me on January 1: “2026 is my year" Me on March 6th, 2026:

In highschool, i was complaining about how long the school day was then my teacher looked into my eye and said: "The days are long but the years are short" I was like "Are you tripping?" And then the bell rang and now i'm in my 30s

RELEVANT AGAIN

computa make it stop

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger