Said au revoir to my best boy as he heads to the storage unit for a time. He’s kinda pissed, but what’s new

"OK Boomer" only works on Boomers from Google. If your Boomer is from Apple, you have to say "Hey, Boomer." If it's from Amazon, you can simply preface your instruction with "Boomer", e.g. "Boomer, stop."

"I bought another book" - transactional - people will ask if you REALLY need more books - reminds you of your bank balance "I paid a terrible price for this knowledge" - classy Faustian vibes - intimidating - implies all books are priceless treasures. which they are.

damn we have depleted the finite comic resource of “ok boomer” with alarming speed and no eye to sustainability. who’s the boomer now

Huge if true

Fun fact! Baby elephants are born weighing ~250 pounds, making them the world’s biggest babies, right next to the people who complain that CSS isn’t really coding 🧠✨💅🏼

One thing I’d like to see the React Community address in a serious way, given the last few months, is why it’s not a problem that the most problematic tech company in the world completely controls their framework.

Was there when you were Firebird. Was there when you were Phoenix. Happy birthday to the best damn browser in the world.

JFC boomers are delicate and fragile. Almost like...wait, what’s the word? Something to do with winter precipitation? I forget.

89.33 tweets per year. Nailed Twitter. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Gatekeeping bellend. Merry fucking Christmas.

Good goddamn this is a brilliant use of the limit reply feature Stephanie 🔮 Web Witch ( 🦋 @seaotta.dev) ...also +1

Absolutely framing this tweet and putting it on the wall *RIGHT ABOVE MY MONITOR* because goddamn

Yes! My prints from Bea Garrido Art arrived this morning and they’re amazing. So much more beautiful than my crap photo can convey. Thank you, and I can’t wait for the next one!

And then there were four! Thanks Bea Garrido Art, Barbara is a beautiful addition to the growing collection.