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Martin Pilgrim

@martinpilgrim1

Joke writer/joke of a writer

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If you want to meet someone, don't just sit at home endlessly swiping on dating apps. Go to museums, libraries and art galleries and use their WiFi to endlessly swipe on dating apps.

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I don't like that drop can mean two completely opposite things in the context of TV. Has Netflix dropped series 2 or dropped series 2?

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The Wheels on the Bus was written in 1937 but motorised buses date back to the 1890s. There was a forty year period where people were just getting on buses with no idea of what was going to happen.

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Edinburgh Fringe 20 years ago- "I saw a show where a naked man killed a live chicken then used its blood to write a short story in Russian on his own chest. It was so provocative!" Edinburgh Fringe now- "One of the comedians was Jewish and it made me feel very unsafe."

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Hey, ChatGPT, what should I cook for dinner tonight? I have the following ingredients- 1 x spaghetti and meatballs microwave ready meal

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I hate it when someone tries to make you go rock climbing on a date. Why would I want to take the most terrifying activity in the world and combine it with rock climbing?

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I'm Jewish but I celebrate Christmas. I think it's in our best interest to draw attention to the part of the story where Jesus is alive.