Much like a puppy, piccalilli is for life not just for Christmas!

Borthwick era England are bad. So much less than the sum of their parts and that is a coaches responsibility. Late tries are not enough to hide the fact. Losing matches from 60 mins on is a feature not a flaw. I hate being a ‘change the manager’ person but Borthwick has to go

Today’s discovery is that Frankie Goes To Hollywood is perfect cleaning the bathroom music.

If your job is deciding what should replace what in online grocery orders, I get that could be a tricky thing to get right. But please understand that under no circumstances is celery an effective alternative for lettuce!

Hard boiled eggs should really have zips!

England 🌹 have been brilliant today. Rugby is a better game with a strong Wales, the sooner they are back to their best the better. Come on Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 do us a favour! #6nations2025

Peak grown up work today. Mowed the lawn and put all the electricals away as the thunder and lightning rolled in but before any rain. Might get shitfaced in celebration 🍻

A King Pot Noodle is just a normal Pot Noodle in a bigger cup isn’t it? Fooled again. Every 🤬 time

Time never goes slower than when this crap is on your TV screen 🤦🏻

A question popped into my head earlier today and I just immediately thought “I’ll ask mum”. Mum died 10 years ago. This hardly ever happens to me and properly took the wind out of my sails. I suspect it will define my Sunday 😞

Saturday, so far so good 🤦🏻

I currently have a stinking cold and am in the middle of a horrid Hayfever day (the most pointless of ailments). And genuinely I could wake the dead with my sneezing. To anyone within about 10 miles I do apologise for the noise pollution.

Why don’t Uber do ice cream vans?

Just had one of the deep ‘life chats’ with my 10yo. I ask the tough question “Who’s your favourite? Salt or Pepa?

Scored 10/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

Scored 10/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk Just saying 🤷🏻

I’m all for holding politicians to account for the lies they tell. But what about the people who write cooking times on Oven chip packets?

It’s filthy out there this morning. Boxers and socks on the radiator last night was a top plan. Must add ‘strategic’ to my CV.