Boris has resigned, but he’s still there… aimlessly drifting around 10 Downing Street like a fart from yesterday’s vindaloo. Full video here: youtu.be/lKrLBPmRsrM

Wow .

My life would be so much simpler without people, animals and machinery to deal with!

Having decided to tackle the " garden " people ,machinery and animals might not be that bad !

Just back from an amazing trip to Alaska to see brown bears 🐻 This one charged straight past me, covering around a 100 yards in a matter of seconds, thankfully it was more interested in the salmon ....

If I have a super power it is making it rain when I put the mowers on ....I don't think it will work this time!

Usual story ,air conditioning gives up the ghost in extreme heat, probably not helped by me spending the afternoon buckraking with the heated seat on full blast 🥵🥵

Young tractor drivers ,just because you have a mullet and a grassman hoodie doesn't prove you know what you are doing, probably the opposite 😕

To give an idea of the scale of what happened yesterday, the Bank of England was forced to sell off cheap 65% of Britain's financial reserves to correct a catastrophic error made by a Chancellor who had sacked the senior Civil Servant who warned him against doing it. 65% !!!

Mesmerising watching - and agree with a lot of it - but a little surprised given his views that he has remained a member for more than fifty years. (Perhaps, he says hopefully, there may still be a centre-right out there - somewhere - to rebuild).

Worst. Calendar. Ever

There's a pumpkin on my allotment that's now seen three prime ministers and two monarchs

For the first time since the first week in October I'm turning my 4.30 alarm off , the odds of me waking up at usual time, incredibly high but need to give it a go!

Is there anything more satisfying when you have just finished sheeting 3rd cut up a couple of hours earlier?

Some weekends are just good weekends !

The " summer" has gone from happily checking the rain gauge after a shower to can't even be bothered to empty the f......g thing any more,had enough thank you very much 😟

This has been a long weekend, and not in the positive , enjoyable sense most people use that phrase . Will be ready for the team back in in the morning, weather,robots , weather,new cows , weather...

August in Cheshire, rescuing stranded heifers this morning . Is it too early to start getting concerned about conditions for maize harvest?

Definition of optimism, when the chopper driver rings to ask how much more you want " another 20 acres ,no problem " .. bloody idiot

The real truth (and the devastating impact on farmers) regarding bovine TB in Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿