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This is just wonderful to watch a young “B Team” BCCI take on a mouthy Cricket Australia team . Test cricket is just wonderful #Cricket ICC Ian Pont Official Thabiso TT Tema . Just awesome

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Watching our boy Branden Grace go 🦅 and birdie on 17 and 18 to win the Puerto Rico Open ⛳️ on the PGA TOUR . So clutch . Well done buddy. #spirit #gees #comeonman #golf Golf Channel on NBC FedEx . Trevor Immelman just followed my statement “clutch” #proudlysa #winnerwinnerchickendinner 🏆🥇🏆

What a great Sunday of #Golf from Justin Harding at the Kenya Tourism Board European Tour Group open. Just amazing day - zero bogeys and clutch when needed to be . Still shot 5 under on a final day with a record for the tournament to Par. #ProudlySouthAfrican #sport

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What a #hattrick by Keshav Maharaj . So cool to watch. Wiaan Mulder what a cracker of a catch. Windies Cricket have just imploded in the last 10 minutes. Cricket South Africa are looking strong under #deanelgar #cricket #sport #TestCricket

Amazing #victory by the FranceOlympique basketball team over Team USA . Love the The Olympic Games #sport #team #Tokyo2020

Oh my! 😬 Moroccan boxer Youness Baalla was channelling his inner Mike Tyson against David Nyika of New Zealand! #beINTokyo #Tokyo2020 #Olympics

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What a win for Lloyd Harris at #USOpen2021 #TENNIS #sport

What a great performance by the Official Blue Bulls against the Irish #rugby giant that is Leinster Rugby , what a high pace game and just wonderful to watch BKT United Rugby Championship (URC) . All this being done in #ireland . Jake White #yster Morne Steyn Bismarck du Plessis #experience

I have really enjoyed the LIV Golf Investments . It’s a fun format, much quicker and make the golfers really wealthy. Even better to see 5 South Africans in the Top 10. Amazing to see Charl Schwartzel win the whole thing, HDP , Louis Oosthuizen Branden Grace

What a great win by the Cricket South Africa against BCCI ! David Miller and #klaasens ! That’s 2-0 against the ICC ICC Cricket World Cup hosts! Some great depth coming through. Imagine if everyone was available #Cricket

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