híjoles brother, prefiero suicidarme aquí enfrente de todos ustedes y arruinarle la vida a mis familiares & amigos que “seguirla” en Sala de Despecho Masaryk, no la chingues hijo de 300 perras tenme tantito más de respeto.

You can do all of this as a man for ten years straight, but the moment you forget to take out the trash few time, she will tell the world that she’s been mothering you and that you never did anything for her or the family. Only women, after twenty years of marriage, will tell

84/1446 en Querétaro, muchas gracias a Tablemon por el coaching, Diancie fue la estrella en momentos clave. It was a hell of a ride Garde 🫡

¡Por aquí pasaron los mejores! 🇲🇽 El fin de semana estuvo con todo en Querétaro, Entrenadores de distintos rincones se dieron con todo y se la pasaron increíble en las arenas Pokémon. ¿Quién se dejó ver por allá? 🤩

One part of deck choice that people don't talk about enough is expecting the unexpected. The EXPECTATION is to hit 2+ "random" matchups during day 1. Playing a deck like Gardevoir that can beat any rogue matchup whether it be Ceruledge, Alakazam, or Festival Lead has real value.

Most long-term relationships aren't actually held together by "passionate love" anymore. They are held together by a survival pact. It’s an agreement to split the crushing weight of adulthood. The internet wants you to believe that love is endless romance, but by year seven, love

Tú, yo, el Nemesio... piénsalo 😏

I had a massive reality check last night about how Instagram is actively destroying long-term relationships by convincing us that love is supposed to be a 24/7 "soft life" aesthetic. It was late, the apartment was stifling, and the power had randomly tripped. I was lying in the

Lo que más me caga del Barcelona es que roban lo mismo que el Real Madrid pero se victimizan como el equipo más chico que te imagines. Creo que es porque a pesar de robar lo mismo, aún con todo no ganan lo mismo y eso es lo que más les duele.

Sabes que Toluca acaba de anotar un golazo cuando enfocan al Turco y le da un sorbo de agua a su botella.

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

Ha sido un privilegio compartir este viaje, Mazatlán F.C. ⚓️ 🫡

Criminal law students should attempt this.

solo dates hacks every man should try, at least once every year 1. take yourself to the cinema alone. buy popcorn. pick a seat you actually want. laugh, cry if you need to. no one talking to you. just you and the movie. 2. go to a cafe on a weekday. order a drink and a

oppressive to serve a husband who would die for you but empowering to serve a CEO who'd replace you in 30 minutes if you died upside down world

Its all "yay gardevoir is gone, things are going to be so much fun" until you realize the true evil was dragapult all along and gardevoir was just the hero we needed but not the one you wanted.

If you are sharing a bed, sharing bodily fluids, and planning to build a whole life and raise children with someone, the idea that your phone is a "highly classified, impenetrable vault of extreme privacy" is a massive red flag. If your partner picking up your phone to check the

No system in human history has allowed more people to sit in their garden making art than capitalism