two drinks is all that anyone could ever need

saw this video of a woman saying that the studies saying we need 7-8h sleep a day were just done on men and that women would actually need 9-10h and it’s all pissing me off. what do you mean men can be awake more. this is propaganda by Big Men trying to get women to sleep.

this really proves that lynch wanted sexy-slay when villeneuve wants scary-scary

being rude and impatient is actually so embarrassing like… eeek cringe

you’re not delusional you’re de loser

luca is always like - yes i have a plan for this gay character BUT he can only be played by this one particular straight man… that’s just what it is…

i need to remind myself of this more often

they said we HAVE to get the girls in. one for each. and then some random dude also.

this is quite the soviet anecdote

charles darwin researching birds on the galapagos like is somebody gonna match my beak

oh the karaoke machine doesn’t have crazy frog….. okay i have to go

the guy i’ve been calling “the funny man” just scored a truly gorgeous goal wow

“lol. lmao even” is so satisfying to me like you know this has and will be said in my text messages

i need to not be in chelsea after graduating because why did i just see a fella unlocking a lime bike with a fat cigar in his mouth

why’s the car dressed as a spoons plate

time to get a life fellas