The Rockies at .500 is the equivalent to literally any other team being 12-0 at this point

Here comes Rory

2026 marlins starting 5-1

Here’s a look at how Marlins batting practice goes on the road!

Rory McIlroy is an insufferable prick.

I keep forgetting if Rory has a green jacket or not. Thankfully, he's pointed it out no less than 100 times this week.

I will vote for which presidential candidate promises to bring us the USS Dale Earnhardt and we will call it the Intimidator class.

the united states government through lockheed martin literally sent a plane full of 300 passengers into a wormhole using reverse engineered alien technology

If I’m Tyran Stokes I’ll take the coach heading into his third season desperate for success, not the veteran legend barely hanging

Mike Trout last 3 ABs: HR HR HR

Old heads called Jordan the goat for doing this same move and miles bridges Is doing it in a play in game lmao

POV you’re a recruit visiting Kentucky under mark pope

We only got like 10 new sentences left

MIKE TROUT’S FIFTH HOME RUN OF THE SERIES

Mike Trout becomes the first visiting player in MLB history to homer on four straight days at Yankee Stadium 🐐 (h/t Sarah Langs)

Dudes gonna be 75 years old with Sonic on his neck

A lot of this in the jungle huh🤣

I think Ja’Marr Chase likes the move.

Amused at the idea that we can shit on this draft for six months as being weak at the top, then shit on the Bengals for spending pick 10 on the best nose tackle in football. It can’t be both, right? The year in question matters when you’re pricing things.

Please credit Dianna Russini