I might be done with Twitter. I’ve had a good run but can see myself turning the last corner towards the finish line.

“Hey leaders! See the document attached for more information on the exciting series…” *forgot to attach the document.

The only time I want the media to censor information is when the Olympics is in a time zone 13 hours ahead of you and every event is spoiled before you watch it later that night…

Can we please… myself included… Stop saying “yeah we should get together soon” but never follow through… I’m the worst at this. You are the worst at this. Let’s be better.

Hook Em

What We Lose When We Livestream Church nytimes.com/2021/08/08/opi…

Friends, this is real and is something we should marvel at.

Just a friendly reminder for everyone, myself included, that an RSVP is asking for a response even if you cannot attend.

Austin Stone's own Sam Ehlinger. Love it! Hookem

Siri: “In 400 ft merge onto highway.” Me:🙂 Siri: “Use the left lane to merge onto highway.” Me:🤔 Siri: “Continue on the left lane to merge onto the highway.” Me:🤫 Siri:“Head north on the highway.” Me:😤 Siri: “Continue on the highway.” Me:🤬 Siri: “Continue…” Me:🤯

Looking for new music? Check out “Holy Is Our God” by Austin Stone Worship, recorded live at The Gospel Coalition’s 2021 National Conference. thegspl.co/3mrRGLh

Anyone else on that watch-what-you-eat-during-the-week-then-party-time-on-the-weekend diet?

Even if XYZ has some positive elements, should a Christian continue to engage in XYZ if they are conscious of the mental, physical, emotional, and spiritual temptations XYZ presents to them personally?

At this point in my life there are two things I am ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN are true. 1. Jesus Christ physically resurrected from the dead. 2. If you live in America and have a newborn, you will get an Amazon delivery every single day for an undefined period of time.

And here's the drone shot in all its glory. The crew was given 3 hours; nailed it on the 15th of 15 takes. This is "Goodfellas" Copacabana type stuff for the Sports TV nerds. Shoutout to Jason Weber NFL Films , his team, and Sky Candy Studios and Cinewhoop for pulling it off.

Not just a warning sign for preachers, but all Christians.

If you are like insanely rich, reading this tweet, and in the mood to do something nice, I would really love a Tesla.

Farewell. I’m joining the Mark Neuhart to fast from social media for the next 50 days. To my 6-7 active followers, I won’t miss you because I see you in person like every week.

Hi. I’m back. Do I return or nah?

Dear companies of the 🌎, I am literally logging on for the first time in forever to let you know that people like me are 1 million % more likely to continue buying your product if you don’t auto-subscribe us to your terrible promo emails. Sincerely, Me and the rest of the 🌎