"DsTwitz: With all the cooking that crack-heads do you'd think there would be less of them at soup kitchens."

Red bull gives you wings....and flying last night I was....today the crash and burn....

I am fluent in 3 languages: 1- english 2- sarcasm 3- profanity

Sunday funday....you kicked my ass....

Back from the dead! Thank you gravol!

Where are all the hot bitches?

Dear vodka, tequila and jack daniels...you complete me!!! Love always crys

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@BattleNotBasil oh baby oh baby.....so hot...even hotter in the kitchen....but loving the beach my friend....

@BattleNotBasil tomorrow??

B and E's...only okay for a guy in a red suit at christmas

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peanut won the doggie howloween last night!! winner winner chicken dinner

I fucking love camana bay..... I just wish it was smaller so I could hump it

RT Mashable Sochi volunteers honored Sarah Burke before the women's ski halfpipe competition. on.mash.to/1l6MXce

Next time there is a Canadian drought all we have to do is play the #USAHockey team on home soil! Problem solved #WeAreWinter #canadahockey

“Jennifer Lawrence: Alcohol: Because remembering is overrated.” Shawna L

I am one tired mother fucker this morning..... Sorry for all you guys who had to find out about your moms like this!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Bc my BFF is the new CDP puttin on the 'Ritz' grand cayman baby! NBD Crystal Marshall I