Get Gakpo at RB and he might pick up a knock

1 game into the season and mikey lewis is posting like fiat 500 twitter

Into these wannabe Manc, trophy dodging cunts tonight saints

Welsby has been absolutely diabolical today

Wello out

Ridiculously purple him. So large.

Makes sense to why smiggs location has been in Asda for the last week. Stalking women down the dairy isle

Luke Littler…. The answer to the question what would King Charles and Alan brazils love child look like

What a wild take. He’s been class but he’s not a scratch on Gerrard

Drew second half take that

Town

Lees and welsby out for 4 months Jesus

Nostalgia merchants really love to pretend like Terry, Ferdinand, Vidic etc never had a bad game just cause there was half the coverage and no social media. All great players for sure but prime Van Dijk is a level above, argue with yourselves 😘

He’s a Utd shirt away from Neville saying he’s the best he’s ever seen

Always the bridesmaid never the bride

LØKY NRL Poverty league consistently embarrassing your champions, says a lot really doesn’t it?

Massive performance that. Up the fucking saints

Proper St Helens performance that. Fantastic with the injuries we had to cover in game aswell

Tesi nui is going down

Hi Donald J. Trump this man will shortly be visiting the United States of America. Please could you ensure that your ICE Agents deal with 'it'. Many thanks. Mav. PS He stinks of pasta and gravy.