"I wish I could reply to every single person who’s going to ask me HOW I got this position . Trust me , I want to. But between my PhD, my commitments , and life in Denmark , I simply can’t." What time did you use to write the 100-plus page course to sell to people? You never do

The biggest skill you can develop is the ability to reset fast. Bad conversation? Move on. Bad day? Start fresh tomorrow. Missed workout? Hit it the next day. Poor decision? Learn and adjust. You can’t control what happens to you, but you control how long you let it affect you.

Last time i tweeted that i was in need of a Python Dev, somebody DM’d me with Arojinle’s handle, say make i text am as him sabi handle Python!! E pain me oo but i make sure say i curse am first😐 That said, I’m looking for a Python Developer! Please RT, DM if this is you🙏🏾

Many Americans and Europeans have not seen Agbalumo before.

This cracked me up 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why is Nigeria is still charging Kenyans ~$80 for a single entry visa even though Kenya is visa-free for all Nigerians (and all* Africans)? Is it time to match their energy and reintroduce visas for them?

I dey sensitive this period, e easy to rage bait me ☹️💔

realest thing you’ll see today

Me after using Claude instead of GPT for the first time and realizing I might be jobless in five years

I found a bra in his suitcase and he said it’s from when he was f@t years back. He said he had saggy titt!ěs and kept it to remind him how far he’s come with his weight loss journey.

"Like" "Actually" "Literally" "Do you get" Fix your grammar, mahn. You people are so annoying.

And I honestly don’t even know whoever Bam Bam is

Your entire life will change the day you realize real confidence is less about knowing you’ll win and more about knowing you’ll bounce back even if you don’t. Real confidence is resilience. Adaptability. Tolerance for uncertainty. Fear loses when you know failure is never final.

Major Segun Amusan of the Nigerian army was also killed by ISWAP militants during the attacks last night against Nigerian military camps, the fourth officer to be killed since the "Burn the Camps" offensive started.

Don't suffer imagined troubles Stress and anxiety, Seneca said, are usually products of the imagination, not reality. “We are in the habit of exaggerating, or imagining, or anticipating, sorrow,” he wrote. "We suffer more from imagination than from reality."

You can't hide over 1000 critically wounded or dead US soldiers. These people have families who have social media accounts. There is no way to hide these numbers. It would break containment rapidly.

I know a family in almost a £100k debt because his mother in law got sick when she visited. She had something meningitis. The bill from NHS alone is about £30k and the private they transferred them to is £67k.

Tell them they have to write numerous exams when they get here and a lot of them will be discouraged. Make dem know from ground

You're telling me the British Defence Attache to a Desert country is a guy called "Captain Sandy Sandilands"