I think I might be gaining sympathy weight. Oops.

:)

Coming to the beach cleanup with this beauty :)

At #ootb14 with wifey :)

Oh boy.

I don't always look at twitter, but when I do there always seems to be someone trying to kill me.

Three. Weeks.

Terrifying.

I think I'm high on paint fumes. Again.

Seriously. I'm on red alert. All the time. It's exhausting.

Really, really soon.

The Final Countdown has been stuck in my head for three days now. Man does that song get annoying.

Good morning world! This is dad! (I am delirious it's the best day of my life and I've barely slept.)

I have a truly incredible wife, and as of early this morning, a tiny perfect terrifying daughter named Ellen.

I have not slept properly in days.

Happy thanksgiving!

Happy valentines day! Especially you wifey ruby marling 😘

Heading out for a special lunch with this beauty 😍

There are 56 ceiling tiles in this room. I am sick of looking at every single one of them.

Wow, time really flies.