I would like to big fat pass on going back to work tomorrow thank u

Today we commemorate the bravery and sacrifice of all those who lost their lives in the line of duty. A minute's silence will be observed in tribute to those who made the ultimate sacrifice. #FirefightersMemorialDay #InternationalFirefightersDay

So tomorrow is Monday again ? I can’t keep living like this.

Just wanna be snack shopping in a supermarket abroad is that too much to ask

Always having something to look forward to is key

We need a Summer version of Winter Wonderland. IMAGINE Hyde Park transformed with rows of food trucks, Tiki bars serving pimms, mini pub gardens, water slides, a roller skating rink, big cinema screens with deckchairs, garden games like rounders, fake beaches & fire pits ☀️

sneezing while driving is INSANE

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form

The satsuma watching me get another packet of crisps

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 8 Oct 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

finally november you know what means

✍️ Win a signed @IvanToney24 #FUT Rulebreakers card! To enter… 1. Follow us 2. RT this tweet Good luck 🤝

So excited for this 😍💪🏻👌🏻

“Fancy watching Love Island tonight?” Me: “No thanks. I’ve got better plans.” Better plans:

A £5 iced latte a day is £35 a week, £150 a month, £1825 a year. After 10 years.. that’s £18250! Which is still not enough to put a deposit on a house so enjoy your frappé in peace x

one of the greatest #TheApprentice moments of all time