doing things when you don’t want to do them is good for the mind

god I feel so sexy driving a big truck around

we should normalize asking landlords for references from previous tenant bc some of these guys are so shady I fkn can’t

going to attempt to pack my entire apartment in 1 day 🤞🏻

I will miss waking up to a water front view everyday it’s been luxurious

museum & soup dumpling yesterday and falafel & bird watching today = very happy gorl

self proclaimed milf

couldn’t figure out why I’ve been so horny and then I realized my sales are up 55% in the last week

pussy throbs

oysters are so overhyped like I’ll eat them but it’s just not even that exciting

I wanna do a content trip in mexico

just had a yummy fresh spring roll with peanut sauce and now I’m gonna go to the library and then I’m spending the evening having soup and crafting with a friend eeee!

just made my own butter

I need someone to step on my face and piss all over me like is that so much to ask for

I’ve been loving sourdough with ricotta &
honey lately

one thing I love about my job is one second I’m discussing why enjoy double penetration and the next minute that same sub is sending me high definition photos he took of the moon with his telescope

exceptional

brilliant

I want an award for my bush

so many happy campers on my page today