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Today I learned that the Swedish word for speed is fart

Last night at trivia the winning team’s name was Brittany Broski’s Revenge and the LA Apple guy was on a different team and one of the members of the winning team actually pushed him aside when Apple came on, I love being gay so much.

Yknow, gay people… 😭

me age 8: I have some thoughts about Dr Who me age 16: What’s the point of being alive me age 24: I have some thoughts about Dr Who

Me in Home Bargains

"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

this year felt like being awake during surgery

This is like viewing the first draft of the Mona Lisa

i’m not autistic actually i just display a majority of the symptoms

No one: Lady Gaga in “Eh Eh”:

Drag race should give all snatch game winners “The Vivienne Award” from now on in honour of such a loss to the community. Rest in Power 💔🕊️ #thevivienne #DragRaceUK

Me recycling water bottles and turning off the sink when I brush my teeth to protect the environment while the US army drops bombs in the middle of the ocean and starts wars that destroy the environment every 1.5 yrs

My parents when they dropped me off at college:

Kelly Mantle

Ladies it’s getting to that part of the competition… who is going to be a lesbian tonight and why