Note to self : take more pictures with my friends

how i arrive to his house vs how i leave

I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” the whole time

wearing biker shorts really makes you feel like you have the biggest ass thus far

I spend a lot of time on Zillow looking at $600,000 homes for someone who doesn’t have $600,000

Asking someone to return your money

me eating the same subway ive ordered since I was 9

Snapchat needs a dark mode

Y’all. Hit translate on this tweet!

people who have also been on twitter for way too long, do you remember when attaching a photo to a tweet meant that literally half of the 140 characters were used up