"If only Palestinians would protest peacefully" -guy who thinks it's anti-semitic to not purchase a certain hummus brand

holy shit it’s just occurring to me that there are people who aren’t aware others believe this.

My hair is now “fish out of my asscrack” long. It’s time for at least a trim 🤢

New idea for the SWs: make slime like this, make it 🌚scented🌚, and market it as ~your~ slime iykwim 🤭

this + a rose vibrator and a 20 minute positive affirmation video could end a lot of relationships

The religious folk who believe that exercising their belief means to impose their belief upon others probably don’t truly worship their deity. They simply worship having power over others.

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this happens in Harvestella

pagliacci the hated 🌝 yas queen overconsumption is a benign harmless little treat

Miss Thing really knows how to tuck 🫢

fellas is it creepy to be a good dad?

Hannah Waddingham? More like Hannah GYAT-ingham 😩

I must admit, razzing cyberbullies is entertaining at my ripe ass age. I need to touch grass once it gets consistently warm.

It was either shit myself or take a spooky nap on the way to a public restroom, y’all.

“Blues is like old people emo…” -my partner (Yes this is a sub tweet)

#mamigenasi