Me when I've seen enough

please clap

guess who stopped the music though

“Do you remember?” Me:

“do you miss me” me all day:

The last look at my bed before leaving for work.

Work drama

I LOVE WOBBLY CATS

this is why you shouldn’t have a kid with just anyone. Dads are important.

the amount of men asking “what if she gets her period and starts a war” about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

Yes and slide up and then also text me separately to tell me how good I look and maybe even just post it to his story as well

i know that's right, madam presidente! get those freeloader illegals out of your country.

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

me when i start catching feelings for someone and i feel my common sense begin to fade away

the dude got a vasectomy bc i told him i couldn’t keep having miscarriages. i never said get a vasectomy. all i said was i can’t have this keep happening, it’s killing me. he made the choice. he set the appointment. that’s something money can never buy

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16 targaritas in I’m stealing the red balls outside the building

When they voted to divide immigrant families they never once thought they would end up having their own family divided. Karma is just getting started.