"Is it hot in here? Or am I drunk."- @sheenazadeh

Someones flying footskin just made contact with my leg at the nail salon. I'm going to need years of intensive therapy to erase this memory.

I am looking at marc jacobs. The surface of my eyeballs just got so much cuter!

http://twitpic.com/1y94x9 What kinda GD name is Milt?

http://twitpic.com/1yac3l An effin scrunchie in the faaaaaace

@sheenazadeh

Friggen apple pie on the windowsill. take that one in the butt Bin Laden.

My allergies are a direct result of Satan scheduling the time to take a dump in my immune system.

Buzznet has the premiere of Los Angelics "Live Like Kings (Mexico)" Click to listen now! bit.ly/1FfazH0

7 going-out makeup looks that are SO New York r29.co/1TL3JQF #R29xMaybelline #ad

Yellow cream shadow on blue eyes is 👌🏻 #mod

Reaaaally into it. #nowthatswhaticalldewy #inspo #JenniferLawrence for #dior.

Breathe in #breathe out #MJRmakeup and #hair

If satan were wearing leather pants in a jacuzzi, I'd relate most to his 'tween the cheeks area rn. #FirstDayOfSummer

If we see a less fortunate person outside lets get em some cold water cause geez. #FirstDayOfSummer

80's #glamour spelled with a 'u' so you know. You know. #MJRmakeup and #hairstyling.

Brand to know: a lipstick line for minimalists nyti.ms/29rDRZ1