He is inevitable.

I pray me and all my brothers find our Napoli.

Three straight elite 8 losses this is Tennessee heritage

My goal in life is to be posted in one of those “what am I doing wrong” posts with my chud ass next to my rocket gf

Pooh Shiesty & Big 30 - Allegations both of them were rapping their ass off

Big30 the type of homie you get once every 100 years

Body count is not something I ask about when dating. After we’re married I’ll just treat her dexterity as unspoken backstory, like a monk who seems familiar with the blade

Me 14 beers deep at my nephew’s birthday party telling him to back shoulder fade

Niggas be passing out in the club cause they had to sell plasma to get in

my problem is after a haircut i be thinkin i can bag rihanna

Me hitting on a bartender by asking what she does for a living:

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

Becoming too important at your job final boss

cool, I #SurvivedAmorim

Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night

🚨Casemiro is getting a red card on Saturday PGMOL decided this already

waiting for this nigga to stop fake tickling my coworker so she can go back to training me

SCROLLING THROUGH MY TL AFTER ARSENAL LOST A GAME