EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.

X-Static · Free - 1991 #Housemusic #Techno #oldskool #rave

One for the accountants and spreadsheet wankers.

xG is for Virgins

Have a canny weekend one and all. 🍻

An Arena or not, I think I’d be out at those prices.

They’re on spice. Absolutely nobody should be paying these prices and you’re also on spice if you do

Second year apprentice at Arnold Clark took out an RS 3 for a joy ride and smashed it back into the carpark

Panini Football 86. My first ever sticker album.

👀

Danny Welbeck, like a prime Ronaldo when playing NUFC

Ex footballer’s Paddy Kenny & Curtis Davies had a boxing match last night… Paddy Kenny got absolutely battered😬😂

Great to see Slot moaning on, the prick.

Any chance they can ask Slot to analyse, where he went wrong today. I’m sure he’ll be able to break it down really well.

They’re delivering fuck all, at the minute mate.

Monday

Let’s be honest. Jose has been fluffing up NUFC’s support. He’s going to try to frustrate the crowd, 11 at the back. Hope we batter them.

Into them

Jose is a busted flush. Great manager but it’s over. 🤝

I hope things like this never happen. Ever.