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Today I heard #TheArtOfNow - #Migraine on Radio4.I've suffered with migraine for 50yrs. This is the only thing in all that time that I think truly reflects what I and millions go through.Pls listen to it, retweet it or pass it on if you know a sufferer. bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

I'm spending Saturday night in a Holiday Inn in Derby on my own because of work tmrw. I thought life couldn't get any worse then I came across Janet Jackson on TV. Kill.....me.....now!

....and the lad is still wearing a coat on the hottest day in living memory. #LiamGallagher

I know we’re up to our nipples in killer Brexit analogies but for obvious reasons this one speaks to me.

What a contrast between the debate on #manutd and #chelsea ‘s transfer deals on #5live #bbc5live . Talk of Utd not knowing what they’re doing and loads of sympathy and love for #Lampard . The usual bias, gloating and hatred of Utd from the BBC.

It’s an honour to count Gary as a friend. We need good people in these difficult times

Why do #cyclists think this doesn’t apply to them? I live in the Dales and I’m seeing so many cyclists, it’s obvious they are not local. Stay at home and you’ll be out in your lycra soon enough!! #stayathome

My take on the No 10 briefings ... Media questions in the main are woeful. Here are 20 suggestions for Qs they might ask thearticle.com/media-question…

Isn’t it nice to get home from work and read an email from a colleague thanking you for a job you did with them. You see behind every news report is a camera crew who often not only film but also produce and direct the shoot, yet it’s the reporter who gets the credit. #teamwork

My dad would’ve summed up all this #Cummings stuff, including the eye sight test as utter tripe and he’d be right.

We all get names wrong but not that one this morning !

Matt Hancock praising ‘Daniel’ Rashford for a ‘terrific’ campaign to, er, highlight that 3.5m children are living in poverty under Hancock’s government. ‘Terrific.’

The passing of former STV journalist Harry Smith at the age of 69 has led to a genuine outpouring of sadness in the worlds of broadcasting and politics. bit.ly/37WaWr4

I so hope this is real: Priest performs socially-distanced baptism on baby using water pistol irishpost.com/news/priest-pe… via The Irish Post

Well that’s mostly a load of old bollocks. But credit where it’s due, you did invent this...

A SELFIE STICK is an ideal way of taking a long fucking look at yourself. (via Baby Jesus)