Does anybody else say to their wife/husband/partner, that they’ll clean the kitchen so they can have a beer in peace once everyone is in bed, or am I an alcoholic?

I DMed 100+ MetaMask Support Scammers. One of them replied. Here’s what happened: 1/14

Worked out for the first time today since Covid! Going to feel that in the morning 😳

If Mike Tyson can’t bang the fu*k out of Jake Paul when they meet, then boxing is literally dead!

hearing BTC Skeletons is a wallet drainer, not a mint their discord has been locked for days and none of the passcodes have actually worked be careful!

Someone have a word with the Lazy Lions 👑 wannabe flippers.. bought 1-2 weeks ago for .2, and crashing the floor today for .1 🤣🤣

Can any Gutter Cat Gang new or old earn $gang by spamming timelines? No reward for sticking with the project when it was in the literal gutter?

Bought a car today for the sole reason my 4 year old daughter said I’d be cool if I did 🤣 ..it’s not very practical, economical or sensible.. but F it, my daughter thinks it’s cool AF!!

Is it embarrassing that this far into web3 I can’t buy an NFT that gives me real world access to a gym, golf course, wholesaler, or anything of any value really?!

My wife just called me a loser, and I said ‘no way, I’m a lion - roar’ and she just said ‘yes’

My flexibility is so bad, I just had to use a wooden spoon to reach an itch on my back 🤣

You shouldn’t be allowed to marry a female until you have a degree in therapy!!

I get so irrationally annoyed with having both spiders and flies in the house!! If I tolerate the spiders, surely I should be fly free.. why don’t they (the spiders I hate) keep up their end of the unspoken deal?!

Why, when kids first start to draw ‘people’, do they only ever have heads and limbs - never a body!?

Love that we have AI characters that look and act like humans so much so we can’t tell the difference, but my iPhone still thinks I want to say “duck off” even after I correct it 3 times!!

A ‘free’ viewing of an 80’s movie makes paying £1500 a year for Sky TV all worthwhile! I feel all tingly and happy this Christmas now 🤣🎅🏿🤦🏻‍♂️

I will never buy another Samsung UK TV ever. Screen has failed after 2 years on my 50inch LED, and official advice is that you won’t touch it because the screen is likely faulty and will cost more than the repair. Merry Christmas, cheers 👋🏻

You know the little push down bit for your hand wash.. is that the most germ infested place in your entire house? ..because, when your hands are dirty you press it, but you don’t ever return and clean it do you?!