The worst I’ve ever felt at the final whistle

The match stopped for four minutes

Thank the lord we signed a goal keeper this afternoon and another player otherwise the shrimpers would have had 11 and no keeper 😢

Today's the day! Howden is the new name for Aston Lark and we're very excited to show you our new look.... #Howden

Flash back to 2016 well done ⁦Ryder Cup Europe⁩

Perfect timing 👌 obviously Roots Hall will now be one of the grounds hosting 2028 Euros Chris Phillips Southend United FC Essex Echo

Benidorm is showing on That’s TV or even watching Vera on ITV3 would be more enjoyable!

Enjoy being away from 🥶 UK

It’s very nice of you to cancel 2 home games whilst I’ve been away. Hopefully I can make the these now when they’re rearranged 🤞⚽️😁

Well done Ryan #HeyFrankie

We are so proud to announce exciting news Ellie and Ben had their second child. A lovely baby boy, Louie Ben Franklin 4lbs 11oz. Time to crack open the champagne 🍾 👶

Likewise and looking forward to Sunday lunch The Tap & Run, Upper Broughton. later today. Enjoy your weekend 😎

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Black rings are toilet seats. SUFC are introducing commodes due to ageing season ticket holders

We enjoyed wine tasting Billecart-Salmon this morning. Next stop Bollinger 🍾

Amazing time at Bollinger tasting 5 champagnes: Special Cuvèe Brut Rosè Brut La Grande Annèe 2015 La Grande Annèe Rose 2015 Bollinger R.D. 2008 (recently disgorged) Didn’t waste a bubble 🥂 #champagne @Bollinger #happytimes

Tough at the top James. I’m sure you’ll cope 😎

Unbelievable the only game Liverpool have lost since Slot took over was against 1979 European Champions Liverpool FC

Will that cost the club another £14.5M?

This is so true. The stats make United look good, but the truth is United are blunt up top and porous at the back. Big decision whether to stick or twist this season.