Humphreys needs briefed before reading these questions oot. Fucking ‘Shug’ Knight indeed... #mastermind

Get Begbie onto that cunt - fist bumping Trainspotting as an answer #universitychallenge

Who could have known the Blackcurrant Tango ad would come true?

At least I now know there are shitloads of people out there who can’t fucking spell ‘disappointed’.

The ghost of Benson & Hedges popping up at the Masters. #DafabetMasters

The gap in ability between Solskjaer and Ferguson can now be seen from space.

Little mermaid, big green bin.

Fuck you Covid-19 ya dirty shitebag of a cunt - I’m smashing Negronis in ma bastard flip-flops. #COVID19 #coronavirus

Sound engineer, this was your moment and you fucked it...

Today’s lesson: some folk like a chipper ‘alright’ when you’re out on your daily exercise bike ride. Some other folk, less so.

Bit of a Teresa/Tereesa stand off here. #antiquesroadshow

Right, who’s got the entry forms for the Cleanest House in Fucking Scotland contest?

Meanwhile, in Dunfermline...

Huw Edwards is definitely getting that napper trimmed regularly. And it looks like a professional job tae me...

Very bold cuff and collar game by the ref in the Scotland v Brazil 74 match.

Three As, two Bs and two Cs! Scrabble’s a cunt...

Does it fuck.

TISH, the documentary about acclaimed social documentary photographer Tish Murtha Archive, will be broadcast on Monday, 01 April, at 9 pm on BBC Four in the UK and Ireland and then available on BBC iPlayer afterwards. More info: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…