Democracy dies in darkness. The Washington Post

PSA: Don’t try to park your Winnebago outside the Trump rally at MSG.

There are much worse ways to spend a few hours than watching compilations of Teri Garr on Letterman. RIP.

“ELECTION OVER: JESUS HIMSELF WOULD STILL KICK YOU IN THE DICK IF HE KNEW YOU STOLE FROM THE POOR.”

Erections have consequences.

Norm Van Lier in at guard for the Bears.

Reggie Theus now in at guard for the Bears.

Today’s canine news: Notorious dog hater appoints notorious dog killer and dad of notorious dog killer to new jobs.

If you're in the market for a good book, for yourself or someone else, I'm told there's one due out in June that you can pre-order now. penguinrandomhouse.com/books/760582/a…

Thanks! I realized this week I conceived, sold, reported, and wrote this book in 18 months. Gotta get back on the coca tea.

Wait until Bears fans learn Ben Johnson also secretly wrote Shakespeare’s plays.

A little love in The NY Times for “Mr. America” and its odd, raw-milk loving, vaccine-hating protagonist. nytimes.com/2025/02/15/opi…

Two ways: Pope Francis visits a prison in Rome and, after spending time with them, blows them kisses. He said, "I ask myself: Why them and not me?" Rep. Moore visits a jail in El Salvador and gave a thumbs up to their suffering. Which way would Jesus, who was imprisoned, prefer?

Pre-tariff spectacular: “Turn Right at Machu Picchu” is available today on various platforms for $1.99! bookshop.org/p/books/turn-r…

Translation: Don’t be such a jagoff.

Setting aside the low weight and spotter, his grip is quite sensible for anyone with elbow issues. Neither of you is bringing the bar all the way down, oddly, but at least he’s lowering it properly on the eccentric phase. You’re letting it fall.

I’m still enraged every time I remember Obama wearing that tan suit.

In the mail today, this soon-to-be classic from Lance Richardson ❄️🐆. I’ve read it and it’s superb.