“Mr. President, I’ve got good news and some not-so-great news.” “What’s the good news?” “Lindsey Graham still loves you.” “And the not-so-good news?” “He’s the only one, sir.”

Joe Rogan:"The whole Epstein thing is so crazy that no one’s gone to jail for that. No arrests,no one’s being brought in. Meanwhile, Comey is getting arrested for a photo of seashells that say 8647. This is a crazy thing to arrest someone for. It sets a crazy precedent" Also Joe:

One pedo protecting another! Attorney General Ken Paxton you are a fucking douchebag!!!

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit? by Clarence Thomas

The people who said they were going to fix everything on day one are still blaming Joe Biden almost 500 days later.

I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think electing an Administration full of elite pedophiles wasn't such a great idea.

and y’all grown as hell defending him… aren’t you embarrassed

When people say Prince wasn’t as cutting edge or adventurous as his 80’s stuff, I ALWAYS point them towards his mid 90’s albums like Love Symbol, Come and his 90’s masterpiece The Gold Experience

Fuck Him.

Hey, President Donald J. Trump....This you?

You see Kristen, we only selectively choose who to prosecute, and we base it on if Donald Trump likes the person or not

Eric Daugherty Every accusation is a confession.

🚨BREAKING: IRAN JUST POSTED THIS

16 months in and everything is still Biden's fault. x.com/Acyn/status/20…

I do not recall ever having a restaurant ask me for ID when I arrived. This is the acting Attorney General of the United States. x.com/atrupar/status…

Them: I miss your Beatles tweets & when you weren’t so political. Me: I miss having a president that actually cares about citizens & the world. I miss not being threatened every day. I miss a president not trying to wipe out countries. I miss having all of my rights.

MAGA found 34,000 dead people on voter rolls and screamed FRAUD. What they didn’t tell you: ZERO of them voted. Dead registrations ≠ dead people voting. This is a known manipulation tactic-give you a scary number, hide the part that proves nothing happened. Don’t be played.

There is literally always a tweet.

Gas prices are high because Donald Trump is a sex offender

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Elizabeth Warren Pete Buttigieg A Reagan-appointed judge blocked the merger. Funny they didn’t go bankrupt right after that. Donald Trump caused it.