now seems like a good time to tweet this again

Outrageous • MPs’ Menu in Parliament: “Pressed duck leg and caper terrine with celeriac & mustard remoulade & sour dough toast” — Cost: £4.52 (subsidised by you). • NHS Staff Menu in Hospital: “Macaroni Cheese” — Cost: £7.25 (paid by NHS nurses).

1980's construction worker Albert Stalk didn't mess about.. 😮 WOW

I’ve teamed up with ⚽️Signed Moments⚽️ Shirts for sale & giveaway again. There’s a 2023/24 Ebere Eze Crystal Palace Home shirt to give away. To enter, just… Follow ⚽️Signed Moments⚽️ Shirts for sale & giveaway & HLTCO then RT this tweet. The winner will be announced soon. Good luck! ❤️💙

On this day 27 years ago, Crystal Palace beat Sheffield United at Wembley to make it to the Premier League, David Hopkin was “looking to curl one” and the name of this Twitter account was born. ❤️💙

11 years ago today, Crystal Palace beat Watford 1-0 in the Play-Off Final at Wembley to win promotion to the Premier League. We’ve been there ever since. ❤️💙

To celebrate Jude Bellingham winning the Champions League we are giving away an England shirt with Bellingham on the back!👕🔟 Simply retweet, follow us to enter!👕📲

🚨Free Giveaway🚨 I’m going to give away this Palace England Bucket hat if England beat Spain tonight All you have to do is like and re post this post. *must live in the uk Good luck ❤️💙🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Bundesliga 2 isn’t a real league what is this 😂

Went to the St Mary’s for first time in a while. My mum, who knows nothing about football, predicted the 0-5 loss then got booed when collecting her prize from Adam Armstrong in the Saints hospitality 😂

Getting a shirt for predicting a 5-0 home defeat. This feels like something directly out of Sunderland ‘Til I Die. 😂

8th doesn’t get Europe

By the way, we have just won the FA Cup

“CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE JUST WON THE FA CUP” The last 30 seconds of commentary of the #cpfc FA Cup Final win. John Murray BBC 5 Live Sport with Clinton Morrison and Sean Dyche.

What a day for Palace and South London. a dream come true, from watching the FA cup as a kid, through all the heartbreaks to finally get our name on the trophy and qualify for Europe means the world 🦅 ❤️💙🦅

🚨 GIVEAWAY FREE COPY FC26 ULTIMATE EDITION! Just LIKE 💙 + 🔁 RETWEET Must be FOLLOWING ME ✅️

Babbling Irons Thanks for the warm welcome 💙❤️

🔴🔵 GIVEAWAY 🔴🔵 If Palace beat Everton today I’ll give away one of these t-shirts featuring Daniel Munoz celebrating our first ever away goal in Europe. Just share this post and if we win I’ll choose a winner at random. 1c3880-4c.myshopify.com

🎅 PALACE Christmas Jumper GIVEAWAY 🎅 We’ve teamed up with Legends in Thread to give away their ultimate Christmas jumper! To enter: 👉 Follow Palace Report and Legends in Thread 🔁 Retweet this post ✅ Like this post Winner announced on Monday! #CPFC

Hibs fans belting out Sunshine on Leith after beating Hearts in the Edinburgh derby today! 👏 Undoubtably one of the best anthems in world football. 😍