I'm genuinely amazed there both wasn't a generic offspring token and wasn't dedicated effort put into pack collation guarnateeing appropriate offspring in a pack.

Yo Magic: The Gathering if you really want to make me buy emotes why aren't you selling a "please god please I just wanna do the cool thing don't concede just give me a turn I'm begging man come on" emote?

Counter-counterpoint: The judge program is largely good but sometimes either has bad policy by inertia or because it is beholden to the MTR as written by wizards. Judging is complicated and what makes the judge system good or bad in a given interaction is equally complicated.

Quotes that go way harder than they have any reason to.

To celebrate the latest BnR I decided to do a giveaway! One lucky person will get this commemorative #BanGrief playmat 💙 To enter: 1. Like + RT 2. Follow me the better thaliawaifu guy 3. Reply with your favorite one Will pick a winner on September 2nd. Happy post-ban legacy to you all 🥳

jesse 🇵🇸 If microsoft edge can ask to be your default browser, you can ask that girl out

Retweeting to remind myself to watch later.

One of the things we were speculating in the Beacon of Creation discord was something like rooms creating some sort of chain of rooms using the host/augment frame or something like it.

Even if folks are staunchly against modern tech in Magic, Duskmourne is basically the perfect plane for it to not leak out elsewhere. Oh you mean I have to rob extraplanar Hotel California to get a TV? No thanks bud.

Deal infinite damage for 4GRU, as long as the twin primes conjecture is true.

Hey PleasantKenobi if I referred to the Golden Throne as an interdimensional cuck chair would I be wrong?

Considering bones were some of the first game pieces I gotta stan the OG “bury me with my lightning bolts” gal.

Thassas Oracle dodging this banning like

This should be said more.

By the way folks here’s the #mtgmoxtober calendar.

As a forgetful person, I appreciate mementos as a kinda mnemonic device. But Charles is right on the money here. We have a tendency to mistake extensions of ourselves for ourselves. Your card being ‘hurt’ is not and never will be you being hurt. Cards can’t even feel pain yall.

I keep complaining that every set is built to make cubes out of but nobody listens!

#scgcondenver #scgdenver anyone have any high tides I could borrow or trade for?