No offense to Jim but I'm pretty sure my soulmate was a cat.

Robert Webb (Robert Webb) has been announced as a competitor in this year's #Strictly Come Dancing. bit.ly/37lTyN2

BREAKING: 4 police officers forcibly removed journalist Grant Stern for asking Kevin McCarthy a question—why he opposed the bipartisan Jan 6th Commission. This is outrageous and shouldn’t happen in America. This is what fascists do. Let’s make this viral.

Just had my phone incorrectly autocorrect “ducking” to “fucking,” which means I’ve won, I’ve finally broken its spirit. How does failure taste, demon box.

They need to nutritionally fortify Oreos so that I don't die of rickets like Tiny Tim.

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I just became the first U.S. Secretary of Education to call on President Biden to unilaterally cancel student loan debt. Can I count on you to retweet and help me hit 35k followers so we can spread the word?

Return of the King of the Hill of the Rings:

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Al Franken tells Jim Acosta on the legitimacy of SCOTUS, "They've stolen two seats. The one that Merrick Garland wasn't given a hearing for. And the one that Coney Barrett, where she was seated a week before the election. That destroyed the legitimacy of the court. "

remember when Elon Musk told a bunch of hospitals he was sending thousands of respirators to them at the beginning of the pandemic but he actually just sent a bunch of cpap machines which are for people with sleep apnea

Don't mind me, just checking to see if this thing still works.

Yo Koroseal Interior Products this you? Pretty fucking shitty if true. Missing work when life events happen is part of life. The man’s mother died. How fucked up are you? Also you don’t pay your people enough so they have to live out of their cars?

@welcomestalkrs Thank you!! 💙

Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life and someone who only cares about himself. Between someone who tells the truth; who knows right from wrong and will give it to the