if I don’t get this type of relationship with my future son, i have failed at being a dad

11 years later ...

“i’m gonna be the prettiest girl at the party” - bubbles

“Sir, If you wanna get ruff we can settle this in the barking lot. “

“Ohhhhh you wanna rob me while I’m shitting? Let me just wipe my ass one more time ... GUN COMPARTMENT”

this is the type of crackhead activities i’m tryna participate in

Lmao is he roasting the corgi?????

My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.

when she says no head but then changes her mind

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

😂😂😂 my friend at the end was super drunk 😂😂

She won the #savagechallenge. Y’all can go home now.

cherry

🦋

I went to a Q & A with Peele & somebody asked him “you were intending symbolism with that scene right? Separating the white from the color?” And he was like “I like that but no. I just tried to think of the world’s most psychotic snack. That was fruit loops and milk separately”

I can finally call him my baby daddy

Beachy