Capital One might wanna change their Taylor swift tickets commercial…that’s only gonna have bad blood there. Pun intended. #ErasTour

You’re welcome 🐰 🐶

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍁

Oh the favorite family holiday discussion of “how’s your finances?”

Age is a number. Love is love.

Man, life is hard.

Some go to therapy. When I did, my therapist said “keep doing what ur doing. U seem to have a great handle on things…” uh, no - my anxiety had me over analyzing EVERYTHING which is why I logically made sense…instead these days, I write & today 3 of those songs were recorded.

1 YEAR of Golaz & keeping the weight off 🎉 The wants: -diminishing concussion symptoms -losing 25-30lbs to get to pre-pandemic weight -mental health regulation -getting a runners body without running (thx asthma) All ☑️ 🎉

Just a couple of the best 💙

Just witnessed my dog get up & reposition herself to make sure our backs are touching. I’m not sure when this started, but it’s every night now and it’s the cutest.

I can’t believe I’m even writing this but just now I was trying to get my Christmas tree off the roof of the car. Clearly struggling. A voice calls out asking if I need help. I turn around. A HANDSOME, SHIRTLESS, TATTOOED stranger comes forward. (1/2)

What if The Bell had a yearly wrap-up? "You bought 217 Baja Blasts in 2022." "You were in the top .01% of 1am drive-thru orders." "You only spilled sauce on your shirt six times."

Send yours today! 🎄❤️⭐️#ChristmasCardChallenge #December #HappyHolidays #Share #ChristmasSpirit

Hi watching this doc on the beanie babies and like, I lived through this as a kid and had NO IDEA how fn ridiculous this was. If you were one of these people, please be embarrassed.

Teaching Saturdays are the worst.

Fed ex is the woooorrrrrrssst at tracking.

Did my best The Ellen Show at my friends wedding tonight

Cars are legit now out of the mind of Xzibit…why does a car need to turn your Xmas lights on? What in the woooooorrrllldd. #pimpmyride

One Gotta Go… I pick Twitter ✌🏼