This life is so much better than I could have ever imagined

whim whammy!

I think the sun is actually trying to kill us

Somebody tell me not to rewatch greys again

Isn’t it crazy that we all know how to drive and follow traffic laws? Oh, wait

Regrouping for the regroup on the topic we tabled

Being married to my wife is just the coolest

All of us swifties rn:

all of us rn

taylor swift has lead me to places i wouldn’t even go with a gun. listening to a podcast hosted by men

everyone right now #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

Lord have mercy on any lizard, frog, or bug that somehow gets into my house because these lazy house cats will go completely feral. I know because yesterday I found a lizard tail and today I found its head.

not sure how but all the songs on showgirl are stuck in my head at the same time

Turns out my cat has inflammatory bowel disease so that’s cool

Everything is irritating but this candle smells nice and there’s a cat in my lap.

I tried to remove the exclamation points from an email today but the exclamation points won! They always do!

Hey internet could I please get some targeted ads for reasonably priced items?? Bc everything I click on is $1000

Unsweetened cranberry juice tastes like poison 😭