When Keith Warren was found hanging in the woods the police immediately ruled it a suicide, but his family suspected foul play. Today his sister, Sherri Warren, now has one goal -- to get his death certificate changed. #Uprooted is streaming this Feb. 18, on #discoveryplus.

Cosmo magazine has been around for 50 years and girls apparently still don't know how to make a dude cum.

Just realized I've been doing it wrong this whole time

If Trump wins I'll probably stay in US bc being American is still pretty tight. And Canada is cold as fuck.

My nightmares are mostly about me running into guys I have crushes on in pubic while wearing sweatpants from high school.

There's a frightening calmness when all four of my guy roommates aren't here. This is when an army of bugs attack with no one to kill them

What's more in right now? Having a tinder baby or a bumble baby?

Being sick reminds me of my childhood. I get to act like a baby and then no one takes care of me.

Day 3 of being sick. I'm sleeping 20+ hours a day. I believe I'm turning into a cat. Would explain the strange looks the dogs are giving me

Just had a weird fever dream that Donald Trump was running for president and people liked him. Thank god that would never happen.

Also had a dream I was pregnant. Might be more terrifying than the Trump thing.

At least 4 people who aren't doctors have told me I have Zika Virus. So I probably have it, right? Yeah that's definitely what I have.

"She died doing what she loved...killing herself"

Making an effort is for nerds

Had a dream where I forgot to get corn in my Chipotle bowl. Did I say dream, I meant NIGHTMARE!

I'm now in a texting relationship with my yogurt shop.

I want to get married just to get one of those sweet kitchen aid mixers as a gift. And then place it on my counter and never use it.

Good thing God wasn't too busy today to help Cleveland win the championship.

Thank god I have therapy in the morning

Sorry kids! Although better to find out now that no one gives a shit about you than in your 20s. Hooray! Nothing matters!