He getting out when he's 69 years old! 😂😂👌🏼👌🏼

It's happening!!! 😍😍😍

[#AD] Me and ⚡ Marisa ⭐ swung by the Starbucks UK truck at Kings Cross Station yesterday to try the new #StarbucksBlonde Roast yesterday! I had it in a latte and it’s super smooth and creamy but still has a good kick! So nice to catch up 💕 PS. Do… bit.ly/2SRZnMt

Honestly, if my period were a real woman- she'd be a fucking psycho 😒🙃😖😟💀👇🏼

Ari stole my vocals

Good weather, good pals

Vaginal micro-flora is NOT A THING!!!

I have done a lot of thinking about this and I think my favorite episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is Becoming Part 2. *Full of Grace crescendos in the background*

Really trying to reduce how much plastic I use but the thought of using a bar of soap instead of liquid soap makes me feel icky 🤢😷

Everyone is talking about who the new James Bond should be. Well the only person qualified to be 007 is Miss Alyssa Edwards

Omg! I'm LITERALLY a Thornback! 😳🤣💅🏼

Nobody: Me trying to show off how great my friends are:

Absolutely NOT!

Marissa Marrissa Merisa Melissa Mariza

Diane Abbott as M&S canned cocktails: a thread

things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - crooked/yellow teeth - body hair - thinning hair/loss - eczema/rashes - fat rolls - amputations - physical abnormalities things that DO make you ugly - Hating The Eurovision Song Contest

My fave Doris Day moment 💔💔

Harry Styles performs alongside Stevie Nicks at the #GucciCruise20 after show party: vogue.uk/pL0ccK

Ok I love this 💕

ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm SO EXCITED to announce a celebratory Ten Years of Telling Tales concert @TheJazzCafe in London 17/03/20. This will be SO special -I will be playing the entire album start to finish with my amazing band and special guests. Tickets: alttickets.com/leddra-chapman… xx