ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟso she can write about weird fanged frenchmen that turn into bats and sensually siphon the blood out of helpless damsels, but when i do it—— ᅟᅟ

WHY DID YOU READ THAT?

ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟi was bored and you have left a lengthy catalogue for me to skim. ᅟᅟ

frantically deleting her search history (💦)

ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟi'm as kind as she deserves. ᅟᅟ

is there anyone here whose not amused by my constant torment (💧)

ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟon a serious note, it's probably judge. ᅟᅟ

ah, true. he does enjoy it when i let him sleep in my lap. such a good kitty… unlike some people.

ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟyou can't compare me to that feline. of course you'll be biased. it's soft, fluffy like a cloud, and it purrs. i can't do any of that. it's unfair to me. ᅟᅟ

well perhaps he makes a better companion by default, then. but even without the purring and fluff he’s never let me drown.

h-hold on! i never said anything about that…! i just mean you could be nicer… (💦)

ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟthis ( is ) nice. ᅟᅟ

it is ( not ).

quietly sitting in the library, she’s flipping through the books that are… actually readable.